Elisabetta Canalis has a job, thank you very much. She has a part in an Italian film called A Natale Mi Sposo, and she’s been promoting the thing over the past few days, including a leather-clad premiere (photos here) and a acid-washed jean-clad photo call (these are the photo call photos). Even before her recent appearance on Clooney’s arm at a human rights gala, I had been wondering what Eli was up to. She and Clooney have been mysteriously quiet for several months now. What is up with them? Are they just hanging out in Italy, doing crazy sex stuff? In my mind, that crazy stuff would get boring after a while, you know? How many times can the leather hood and harness really be titillating?
Anyway, Eli has a job and she’s a real actress and everything. Do you think Clooney bought and paid for Eli’s job? Could be. Let’s hope she’s a better actress in Italian than she is in English.
Also – why do I always find her so mannish? Maybe it’s the jacket – they make her shoulders look really big and powerful (just the way Clooney likes?). I’m honestly not trying to be a bitch, but someone told me that she was born a man, I would believe it.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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